Velhurst Farm


We are making hay today at Velhurst Farm (without great results)
August 29, 2007, 6:07 am
Filed under: haymaking, Welcome

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Velhurst Farmhouse, Summer 2007.

Finally, a spell of sunny weather. 15 acres of grass is down and the sun is out! Perhaps pouring milk on the Menhir has worked! Or perhaps there was not enough milk. But it came from Waitrose, and was organic!

We had a visitor from the city here the other day who had never previously made a connection between grass and hay. “So grass is hay!” she said, delighted at her epiphany. Actually no, hay is grass.

Here in the muddy fields of Surrey, we do not expect much urban empathy for our hay-making dilemmas.

Stoicism is the only way to approach farming. There is plenty of reason for it. There is a lot of grass, for sure, in rows on the two bottom hay fields but it is by now a bit… brown and soggy. The ground is still pretty wet. In places the land is heaving with water. All the ponds are full. The ditches are still running. It means dusty hay.

So I think that the cuve of 2007 will not be one to celebrate. It is just too late in the year. If you can cut and bale by the start of July, you can get a lovely bit of hay, smelling like a meadow, or one of those Bounce sheets you put in the dryer. You walk near the barn and can inhale it. What we are making now is fair, at best. But as the old boys say around here, there is only one question: Will the ******* horses eat it?

Haylage is being mentioned as something we should try next time – as if we were in the Shetland Islands.

So, good moaning. A warm welcome to the Velhurst Farm website. This is where you can find out about our events, our products (where there’s muck there’s brass), and our other activities. Apologies for the current rather thin material but it will grow. Please sign our visitor’s book. Just click here! Be the first to say hello!



Déjeuner sur l’herbe : Velhurst Farm, 19 August 2007
August 28, 2007, 3:03 pm
Filed under: Events

A pause in the rain

Thanks to everyone who came to the farm and demonstrated fortitude in the face of the great British summer.

The dedication of the Velhurst Menhir was a highlight of the day. Presiding was the Chief Druid, Philip Carr-Gomm.

Photographs by Team Barker.



Velhurst weather for 19 August
August 18, 2007, 5:48 pm
Filed under: Meteo

Inspired by the example of Chinese comrades, the Velhurst Farm weather modification team shall be launching mercury-aluminium rockets into the southwestern sky at 6 a.m. on Sunday morning to ensure sunny skies. Bearing in mind the inexactitude of the procedure, the prudent might want to come with stout footwear and raingear and be prepared to demonstrate their fortitude and stiff-upper-lip approach to the British estival. The show will go on!



Getting to Velhurst Farm
August 16, 2007, 12:35 pm
Filed under: Navigation, Practical information


The Velhurst Farm post code is GU6 8EY

By car from London:

Take the A3 south to central Guildford (first Guildford Exit) and follow signs through Guildford for the A281 south towards Horsham.

After approx. 10 miles on the A281 at the Alfold Crossways junction (lawn mower shop) turn right on the B2133; follow this a good mile to the center of Alfold village, past the village shop.

Between the Crown pub and church make a sharp turn right onto Rosemary Lane; follow the lane for one mile, then after a sharp bend Velhurst Farm is on the right.

By train from London

A train service operates at 20-30 minute intervals from London Waterloo to Guildford, where taxis are available. The cab fare to the farm from Guildford is roughly £25.00 and you should ask the driver to take you to Alfold and use the directions above.

Helicopters

By appointment.

Map it

This link takes you to a Google map but confusingly the blob does not point at our house but the center of our post code. We are a couple of hundred meters further down the lane, on the right, guarded by vampires imported from Romania.




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